Responding to Spam Comments

WordPress does a great job filtering out spam comments, but sometimes we think it’s good to let them know we still appreciate their efforts. With that in mind, here are some featured spam comments from the past week. For better or worse, these are all real.

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-hotshot bald cop

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-google

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Norbert Homrighaus

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-Robin

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-Yankee Bird Feeder

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Well stated & with glorious timing.
-Hotshot Bald Cop

It was pretty glorious, wasn’t it? Thanks for stopping in again, Hotshot Bald Cop.

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I didn’t know that.
-Hotshot Bald Cop

You’re starting to creep me out, dude.

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11 Responses to Responding to Spam Comments

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  1. Awesome! Sounds like we’re generating lots of positive buzz.

    Is “Hotshot Bald Cop” really Michael Chiklis? That’s who I’m imagining, at least.

  2. This post made me laugh and I have to say that we share some of the same spammers. Although the Danish royal family has yet to come by my blog. It is probably just a matter of time though.

    1. I can’t decide if Kristen is a real person or just the best spammer ever.

  3. Hotshot Bald Cop says:

    I can tell “Hotshot Bald Cop” is going to be a regular on this blog. Can’t decide whether you should unblock him and “let ‘er rip,” or whether you (and your commenters) should occasionally sign especially pithy stuff with his moniker?

    (sanfransoxfan)

    1. Oh, we won’t forget the Hotshop. Count on it.

  4. Adrian says:

    I thought the last post was well stated & with glorious timing.

    1. Completely agree.

  5. Jacob "the destoryer" says:

    Well, it’s good most of the comments were positive.

    This certainly is a good weblog. Keep the post coming webmaster!

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    – Hotshot Bald Cop

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