Responding to Spam Comments

WordPress does a great job filtering out spam comments, but sometimes we think it’s good to let the spammers know we still appreciate their efforts. With that in mind, here are some featured spam comments from the past week. For better or worse, these are all real.

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-Sherlyn

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-Hotshot Bald Cop

Yay! He’s back!

(For installment one, click here.)