Yearly Archives: 2012

The Walk-Ons: Revolutionary Changes

Today we give a big Walk-Ons hello to our third co-host, the charming Kentuckian Matt Jones. Matt is a force in the world of independent basketball media, covering Kentucky and all of college hoops through his site Kentucky Sports Radio. He’s also written for CBS, Grantland, and various other joints, and we’re thrilled to have him on board. Today, he, Ben, and I take a pyschedelic tour through the shady world of offseason college basketball, stopping to take longer looks at Billy Gillespie, Nerlens Noel, Rodney Purvis, and Shabazz Muhammad. We also grill Matt in the opening so our listeners will have a sense of where he’s coming from. Turns out, he resents trust fund kids just like me. Ben is curiously mum on the subject…has anyone checked his financials lately?

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The Walk-Ons: We Returneth

I’m back from my wedding, and Ben and I discuss everything happening in the offseason, from the NCAA investigations into Purvis, Noel, and Muhammad, to the end of the honey badger, to the Gary Parrish coaches’ surveys on CBS, to the misery of Duke football. Plus, some stories from my wedding to make you laugh, cry, and be bored.

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Shane Ryan Morning Radio, August 8

I had this new idea where I talk at you in the morning for like 2-3 minutes. This is the first attempt, and it’s awful. Just really, really bad. But there’s an official jingle in the beginning. Check the post below to figure out how to subscribe to the Walk-Ons via iTunes and such.

I’m going to type some more information here so that it doesn’t look really awkward having this giant ad thing to the right that nobody is ever going to buy. Space space space space space space.

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The Walk-Ons: Shortest Episode Ever

Today’s episode is canceled because Ben landed a very impressive gig. But what does this mean for the future of the Walk-Ons?

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Top 10 Reasons the US Women’s Gymnastics Team is not the Fab Five

It was inevitable. The last Olympic gold medal winning American women’s gymnastics team had their own nickname – The Magnificent Seven, from the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta.

As the media struggled to give the 2012 team a moniker, Sports Illustrated made the team of five their cover girls, leading many to dub them the Fab Five.

College basketball fans are well aware that there is another Fab Five, the highly touted freshman of the University of Michigan that took the basketball world by storm in the early 90’s.

The odd thing is that, outside of the number of stars on the team, the US women’s gymnastics team has almost nothing in common with the Wolverines’ heralded team of freshman starters. Here are the top ten reasons the US Women’s Gymnastics Team is not the Fab Five. Continue reading

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The Walk-Ons: Special FENCING Episode (and Other Olympics)

Today Ben and I talk with Sharon Sullivan, former Northwestern fencer extraordinaire, in the most topical Walk-Ons episode to date. Shortly after the strange situation in London with the Korean fencer weeping all alone on stage while her country appealed the ruling, we bring in an expert to give us the low-down on what went down. After speaking with Sharon, Ben and I do a complete Olympic tour, with a good amount of love directed at U.S. athletes and a good amount of hate reserved for NBC and their awful coverage. Sharon comes at the 12:30 mark.

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John Snipes – A Remembrance

Note: Charles Westfall wrote about his friend John Snipes, and his famous Heelraiser hearse, in October of last year. I’m posting this remembrance for him.

“I’m gonna drive as far as my energy will take me”

Those were the words of John Snipes, who I wrote about on this blog about 9 months ago.
Back in 2006, he was on his way to securing some local notoriety with WCHL when he started an interview with those words. He was about to drive a hearse that managed about 12 miles a gallon to St. Louis and return a triumphant fan. You can hear it along with some great life wisdom if you visit his website www.heelraiser.com (Interview part 2, 2006 Final Four)


Ironically, that is the most concrete memento I have left from a 22 year friendship. I have
probably played it about 20 times in the last month. I have an old treasure map of NC that he
gave me. And an impish Blue Devil statue, and several million dollar bills with his caricature. Butthe voice is what I treasure and crave to hear the most. My friend, who battled MS and had sleep apnea complications, passed away in June at the age of 52.

For eight years, he was known in this area as the dude who wore a crash helmet and drove
the Heel Raiser. Not many knew him by name, but with a signature baby blue hearse that
frequented weddings, parties, parades, etc…well, you would know the goofy guy behind the
wheel that would wave at you with these oversized Pillsbury dough boy gloves. And if you
missed that you had to wonder about a set of faux bulls’ balls that trailed from underneath that crazy looking hearse! John, you see, was going to make you look at “death” and demystify it. Make you laugh about it.

Beneath that veneer was a philosopher king who got along with just about anyone. Hell, he let
me into his circle–a dyed in the wool Blue Devil that enjoyed a rare blue/bleu friendship. Both of us had some deep ties to the blues through family. We gave each other shit on game days, and reveled in a little bit of schaudenfreud. But I’ve told folks that travelling with John to Atlanta or Las Vegas or Blacksburg or Charlottesville, etc. was akin to a child who got the sun and the moon and five bags of chocolate chips for his birthday. People stopped him and asked him about the “Beast” and to see the spectrum of expressions was memorable, priceless, you insert the cliché.

We didn’t always agree, however. Beyond the Duke/UNC narcissism, there were some
squabbles. And after renting from him for a few months in Hillsborough, we were the proverbial two man band that got a little chippy and went through some bitterness. Fortunately, that happened early on in his stay in 2004. His energy level wasn’t an issue then.

By 2006, I would get together with John, and I noticed that the heat started to bother him.
During the summers from then on, we had limited contact. What I didn’t know about “invisible” MS was that the afflicted didn’t fare well July thru August. Despite the difficulties, John still practiced some tongue in cheek sardonic wit. During that year, he once asked me about my social life. He started asking me about women that I had dated in the late 90’s, and their whereabouts. We figured out that every girl I had dated had become engaged. My former wife had been engaged. And the woman after that had become engaged. He finally looked at me and said, “Charles, I’m not sure how long this will continue, but you have a role in life. You’re a marriage preparer.” He nailed it. I was the next Dane Cook, I guess. But, like a good friend, he would relay the same frustrations and then the conversation would turn to something else.

After 2006, the effects of his nasty disease became a little more insidious. I noticed that John
started to wobble when he walked. Also, when head back to his house to catch a game, then he
would almost always fall asleep in his recliner. And I mean he was out—seemingly deep REM
sleep. He still looked the same, his voice was still loud and strong, though. But, he also started
to limit his football appearances. The energy that he exuded just six years earlier (and obviously years before that) was starting to take its toll.

In 2009, he bounced back. It was a good year for him. He resumed his busy schedule attending UNC football games—home and away. He continued playing Santa in Hillsborough and Raleigh (something that he had done for over 20 years) for worthwhile causes, and then Coach Smith’s family invited him to play Santa. This was a bit of more of triumph then one would think. John had told me a few years previous that Coach Smith didn’t “go for the hearse.” Times had changed, though, and John didn’t disappoint—he even played against type. When he asked Coach Smith how he’d been doing, the coach surprised him by saying “Well Santa I’ve been doing great. And, didn’t I see you at University Mall?” John told me that he looked somewhat sternly at Michelangelo and said, “Coach, I stopped doing mall appearances five years ago,” and then his face creased with a smile, and the room broke up with laughter.

My last visit with him was May 2012. We drove out to Hillsborough BBQ the day before
Hog Day, which had been moved up a month this year. He was more melancholic than I
remembered—and his voice had really become reedy thin. It sounded like an octogenarian
or someone nearing the century mark, and this was at 52 years old. I had asked him about it
earlier in the year, but he didn’t really want to talk about it. Emotionally, he was shutting down, and it was tough to witness. I sensed and he knew that he was losing.

A.E. Housman once summarized the death of a young athlete: “Shoulder-high, we bring you
home; and set you, at your threshold down, townsman of a stiller town.” I can’t speak for
everyone, but my world has become a little like Housman’s. There’s an uncomfortable stillness.

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The Walk-Ons: EXPLICIT Pre-Olympic Episode

Ben and I (okay, it was just me) drop enough f-bombs to build a small f-bomb factory in this week’s episode. We chat about the Olympics, Penn State’s NCAA smackdown, North Korean flag shenanigans, Phelps/Lochte, the MLS All-Star Game, rampant sex in the Olympic Village, and weathermen. Also, Ben goes for his first trivia championship, but this time, he has to face a former Teen Jeopardy champion instead of my 15-year-old sister. Oh, and guess what? For only the second time in Walk-Ons history, we’re using the explicit tag, baby!

Note: Time says 1:15 on this one, but Ben and I only talk for 45 minutes. The last 30 are the other people taking the trivia, and we will forgive if you if you skip that part.

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The Power of Perspective: From Hater to Fan

A few months ago, I wrote a piece about Harrison Barnes, right after he and Carolina flamed out in the NCAA tournament following Kendall Marshall’s injury.  My article, a tongue-in-cheek bit about Barnes’ infatuation with his “brand” as well as the lack of awareness he showed by discussing this so publicly, was pretty harsh on the player whom I exclusively referred to as “The Black Falcon.”  I portrayed Barnes as a business major who thought of his basketball as little more than a hobby, and although the NCAA may want fans to believe something similar, I’m sure it wasn’t an accurate illustration of his situation.

Although facetious and intended to be light-hearted, the column’s thesis wasn’t far from my true sentiments.  As a Duke fan, I considered Barnes wildly overrated–but this was a product of the hype-driven college recruiting process and the media mania surrounding ACC (i.e. Duke and Carolina) basketball.  Barnes, for the most part, didn’t bring about any of this hoopla onto himself*–he wasn’t the one naming himself as an NCAA Preseason All-American as a freshman.  The raised expectations for Barnes were a byproduct of his prodigious talent and analysts’ overzealous projections, nothing more.

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The Walk-Ons: Special Guest Tim Layden

Today, the bulk of the show is our interview with Tim Layden, senior Sports Illustrated writer. He’s been with SI since 1994, and came up in the newspaper world for 15 years before that. We talk to him about his career, the changing face of journalism (as always!), the breaks he’s had along the way, what qualities help a writer make it to the top and avoid burn-out, and what qualities spell disaster. Later, we talk about the Olympics and his upcoming trip to London. Definitely one of our favorite Walk-Ons interviews to date.

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